Scattered stats and thoughts regarding Week 10 of the 2012 NFL Season…
3. Finally, I’d like to be allowed one irrational fan paragraph as a Bears fan to extend a hearty SCREW YOU to Tim Dobbins for his post-game comments in which he not only denied that he hit Jay Cutler in the head but also said he was glad to see Smokin’ Jay concussed. “I know I just hit him in the chest. I did not touch his helmet.” This is partially true, Tim. You did hit him in the chest. YOU ALSO FREAKING LAUNCHED YOURSELF INTO HIS FREAKING HELMET. Perhaps that’s the strange clanging sound you heard when you were “really trying to hit him up high so he would mess up the throw as well.” Of course, even though we all know you COULDN’T POSSIBLY HAVE BEEN THE REASON he was concussed, it doesn’t really bother you either way because “it was good that (Cutler) was out…You always want to take the quarterback out of the game.” Ugh. Just man up and say you were trying to bash his brains in. You’d at least be telling the truth that way.
Quick Thought: Christian Ponder completed a pass to himself in the first half, thanks to a deflection by Cliff Avril and outstanding reflexes on ‘ol CP’s part. Unfortunately, Avril was right there to tackle Ponder for a fifteen-yard loss. Brad Johnson, he is not!
Quick Thought: Atlanta’s defense is horsecrap if they’re not forcing turnovers. You could consider this a problem for a supposed Super Bowl contender to have. However, they could have still extended the game if Tony Gonzalez hadn’t had the first drop of his career on that fourth-and-one at the end of the game. I’m still in shock over that. It’s basically the equivalent of fall following winter or Kevin James winning an Oscar. THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IMPOSSIBLE, TONY!
Quick Thought: Okay, NOW it’s safe to be worried about the Giants. I can only assume Eli had placed a bet with his offensive linemen before the season that he could pull off a SPOT-ON right-handed impersonation of Kyle Orton’s horrendous left-handed flip interception from a few years ago during a real game. If that’s the case, then it was probably a wise choice to do it before you get any later in the season, Eli. You don’t want to have that burning in your back pocket during the Week 17 game against the Eagles that you’ll have to win to back into the playoffs.
Quick Thought: Everybody remember how Trindon Holliday was so horrible at kick returning that even HOUSTON, whose special teams have only occasionally been better than that of a Lingerie Football League team this season, cut him in disgust? Chalk it up to the restorative magic that John Elway possesses in that mighty jaw of his. “For my next reclamation project, I will dig up the corpse of Bob Hope and turn him into a 1,500 yard rusher.”
Quick Thought: It should really tell you something about the way these two teams’ seasons have gone that Dallas committed approximately 745 defensive penalties of the brain-dead variety (seriously: how many times can you line up in the neutral zone before you realize, “Hey…maybe I should back up two feet?”), openly abandoned any concept of denying the Philadelphia pass rush a sack in the third quarter, and STILL ended up being the team that made FAR fewer mistakes. My goodness. These two teams make Chargers-Chiefs look like a Mensa convention by comparison.
Quick Thought: Hey! Norv showed some fire in the post-game interview yesterday! “Is it acceptable? No, it’s not acceptable. Is it acceptable having a blocked punt and an interception for a touchdown? No. In 2010, I was under the assumption that it actually was – that’s why I let the Teletubby Dipsy secretly coach our special teams that season – but I was informed by reputable sources over the course of that year that it really is not. So we took the appropriate steps to remedy that – for example, no more posters around the team facility encouraging players to let the other team through untouched on a punt. We took those down. We run a tight ship around here.”
Quick Thought: A tie! A tie! A tie! After David Akers missed his field goal attempt midway through the overtime period, I knew it was a possibility, but you never really think that it’s actually going to happen until Sam Bradford throws a fiften-yard out eighty yards away from the end zone on the final play of the game. So unfulfilling. So inconclusive. What a rush these ties are!
Quick Thought: Ryan Fitzpatrick has to be the most unlikely gunslinger in football. By “unlikely,” I mean you wouldn’t expect a man of his, shall we say, modest physical tools to be the one to consistently try ripping stick throws into non-existent windows, Favre-style. In that regard, he’s a role model for the nation: never let anyone tell you that you can’t do something! Try it and find out for yourself! Great lesson, Ryan. You’re truly inspiring us all. Now on behalf of all Bills fans everywhere, please stop throwing into triple coverage. You’ve made your point.
Quick Thought: Apparently the Jets are contractually obligated this season to not score any offensive points against NFC West teams. I’m sure at the time they signed the deal back in June, they thought, “Hey, our defense is going to be good enough to beat those no-good hucksters even without the offense. And you can’t put on a price on the $20 gift card to T.G.I. Friday’s we’re getting in return!” Unfortunately, that deal now seems a bit short-sighted. Even worse: that gift card to T.G.I. Friday’s only covered 10% of their bill.
Quick Thought: You may not know this, but Carson Palmer is currently on pace to throw for 4841 yards this season. Carson Palmer! The Raiders racked up 422 yards of offense yesterday…and scored 20 points. They amassed 474 yards of offense against the Falcons back in Week 6…and scored 20 points. And they put up 396 yards of offense on the Dolphins in Week 2…and scored 13 points. I’m anxiously awaiting their inevitable 600-yard, 23-point outing that’s forthcoming later in the season. You can just sense it, can’t you?
Quick Thought: Finally! This is the Ryan Tannehill we were expecting back in August. You know what Joe Philbin’s advice to ‘ol Ryan was after the game? “Don’t throw it to the other team.” GENIUS.
To answer your ’85 Bears/’00 Ravens question- http://whatifsports.com/NFL/boxscore.asp?GameID=7972177&teamfee=-1&theme=-1
Though that shouldn’t surprise you. 😛
Strike that last one, this one is probably better. And more realistic with the correct QB in.
http://whatifsports.com/NFL/boxscore.asp?GameID=7972189&teamfee=-1&theme=-1