Here’s a Video of the Longest Play in NFL History

Worth viewing for two reasons:

A): Antonio Cromartie doing something notable other than forgetting the names of all his kids;

and

B): Dan Dierdorf saying, “YOU COULD FRY AN EGG ON THE TOP OF BRAD CHILDRESS’S HEAD!” Sure, I guess you could do that if you really wanted to, Dan. But would the resulting taste of the egg be satisfactory? If you’re talking about subpar ways to fry an egg, I’M NOT SO SURE that using the top of Brad Childress’s head isn’t one of the right answers to that question.

Here’s A Video of All of Devin Hester’s Return Touchdowns

Please indulge the Bears fan in me for just a moment and recall how amazing Hester was in 2006 and (especially) 2007. My favorite part of this whole video is Dan Dierdorf repeatedly shaking his head and saying, “I don’t get it…I DON’T GET IT…” during Hester’s second return touchdown against the Broncos. Obviously, Todd Sauerbrun shouldn’t have been buying any green bananas in the week leading up to that game.

Here’s a Video of a Punter Catching Deion Sanders From Behind on a Punt Return

Hunter Smith had one of the easiest jobs in America for about a decade as the punter for the Colts while Peyton Manning was their quarterback. Stand on the sidelines while Peyton leads the team on another scoring drive? ALRIGHT, SOUNDS GOOD. Here, Smith actually made a pretty memorable play by tracking down Deion Sanders on a punt return during a 1999 game and keeping him from scoring. That Herculean effort wouldn’t have been necessary if his punt had gotten more than 1.7 seconds of hang time. But what the hell, he probably needed to stretch his legs anyway to avoid deep vein thrombosis.

Here’s a Video of Neil Rackers Completely Blowing a Free Kick Field Goal

If you’re anything like me, the thought of seeing an NFL game with a free-kick field goal (which a team can attempt the play after they fair catch a punt) drives you wild with desire and causes your heart to race and your loins to burn with passion. So in this Cardinals-Giants game from 2008, Neil Rackers had a chance to wedge his way into our hearts forever by making an uncontested 68-yard field goal at the end of the first half. And what happens? The ball makes it to the freaking 17-yard line. WHAT THE HELL, NEIL??? Sebastian Janikowski would cut off both his arms for that opportunity.